I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- This can't be real
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a bush. They were flying get more info all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe this just occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?